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I feel fucked when u used the word Fuck.It is one of the most beautiful words in English language. English language should be proud of it, I don?t think any other language have such beautiful and versatile word.
One came from California done a great research on it, I think he must be the famous TOM DICK HAIRY FACE, he says
One of the most interesting words in English language today is the word fuck. It is one a magical word that just by its sounds it can describe, PLEASURE, PAIN, HATE and LOVE.
In language it falls in many grammatical categories. It can be use as Verb (both Transitive) For example
"John fucked Marie" and Intransitive "Marie was fucked by John?.
And as a Noun "Marie is a fine fuck".
It can be used as Adjective "Marie is fucking beautiful?.
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of the word FUCK.

But Besides it sexual meaning it also have following uses,
As for Fraud? I got fucked at the used car lots?.
As for Ignorance "Fucked if I know?,
As for Trouble "I guess m fucked now",
As for Aggression "Fuck you",
As for Displeasure, "What the fuck is going on here",
As for Difficulty "I can't understand this fucking job?,
As for Incompetence "he is a fuck ass",
As for Suspicion "what the fuck you are doing?,
As for Enjoyment "I had a fucking time?,
As for Request "Get the fuck out of here",
As for Hostage "Am going to knock your fucking head off,
As for Greeting, ?how the fuck are you?,
As for Sympathy ?who gives the fuck?,
As for Innovation "Get a bigger fucking hammer?,
As for Surprise "fucked you scare the shit out of me?,
As for Anxiety "today is really fucked and it is very healthy too?.

Its also a healthy exercise for the mouth as tonuses meditation, Every morning when you get up,do this first, just repeat the mantra "FUCK YOU" 10 times, it clears the throat and relax the Jaw muscle...

I wonder that?s why the English language is job-orient as one should be versatile as the word "FUCK?.
That explain the Shakespeare creativity of 65,000 English words as he sure seem feared by the versatility of the word "FUCK" or he was unaware that the future is way ahead of his creativity...
Wow the modern era is really progressing, isn't it? And so as The English are, they sure are the most civilized nation, as they do know how to fuck themselves .No other civilization has attained this Art though in billion years by now and I don?t expect so see any other could or would.Long lives the Queen...

To be continues...(as the writer ears are fucked by the fucking door bell and he need to get fuck out of here and see who the fuck at the door, although he already got the fucking idea that it will be his fucking friend again...will arrived back with more fuck. Till then keep yourself fucking optimistic)

A friend for you in all seasons of life:
Hashim


P.S. No offence to Shakespeare or the English language or the English peoples coz one is a great well-wisher of them.
create don't steal

2nd and last part...

Ok me back again with more Fuck, i mean more on the word FUCK :) ...oh so where were we? ahh I remember long lives the Queen ...
So the story of the word Fuck doesn’t end here guys and girls ...The versatility of the word FUCK rise that much that even Queen said let not Charles fuck around with a school teacher, Diana of course stupid! And a shit accident occurred and that give birth to the word shit from the belly of the word Fuck, sure it resembles its parents that even the young lads on the street of Britain soon realize that too much of the fuck just do some shit .As with the family resemblances of the word Fuck it do have some sexual and some other uses as well..Let me please skipped the sexual meaning its so nasty to write here that me already feel shit all around but as for its grammatical uses well For example…

A for adjective it can be use
As for coward “ Don’t be chicken shit (apologies to chicken, chicken is just honored by the shit)

As for aggression “ That’s bull shit! You can’t fire me like this (no apologies to bull this time, it shouldn’t have that big shit)

As for surprise “ again its mother resemblances there “what the shit is going on?
As for spirituality” Holy shit!!!!!!!!! (See it’s not a bad word at all)

As for confirmation” No Shit! Are you serious"?

As for Niger “ We shit here, we shit there, we shit all around, don’t mess with our shit you good for nothing shit fucker" (what! No respect for the mother? That’s sucks)

Let me cut the shit out and get on to some serious shit here. Well the shit goes on, I heard it have some siblings as well, have u not heard of Pig, Dog, and Bitch.Hold your shit dear readers I know no family resemblances are there but you know what pigs use as food don’t you? They say dog to shit but the poor animal did shit and about bitch, heyee coomn where the equal rights for the feminine?
And speaking of Dog It just remind me of cartoon published in New York times in which they represent the Pakistan as a faithful dog and the stupid Pakistani nation start protesting against it as they feel its a insult, they should have now that the cartoon published in the west and in west they can admire their girlfriends, even their mothers like that “ you looking a sexy bitch, ahoooo but I still don’t get why the hell my English colleague give me a hell of punch when I just honored him by saying you are such a dog , I was saying just because he was faithful , I wonder all my present and future sexy English bitches wont mind if I say them they are such a lovely bitch..Damm I still have to use such outdated word here as my sweet bulbul (nightingale, pigeon, peacock)…
Wow like in Britain me getting many relaxations for the tongue no more long seducing words and long respective words for apologies, admiration, and respect. All I have to do is just get a fucking job, shit on roads and get a sexy bitch in life…no more English language classes for me..Just the sweet civilized English people. With thnx to the Word “Fuck” familyJ..The END

P.s No offense to anyone, just a small critical article for the security of the English literature.
P.s2. keep your teeth in you stupid pakies , another article coming on the language Urdu.
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